Received by clients more false promises and of course our sarcastic comments
Most of the old ways of getting new customers are dead. 87% of people now search online before making a purchase [delicious: read recently it was 67% researched online before making a purchase] or before they come into your place of business to make that purchase.
There are 880 people searching on the Internet for your business in a month. How many of them are finding you online and spending money with you? [delicious: I salute your inside knowledge of my business, you must have our website stats for that and even if you did to claim you know the amount of people searching specifically for our business is a bit strange, more correctly you maybe able to predict the amount of people searching a specific phrase but specific business is a bit irrelevant]
For less than the price of a local leaflet drop you could be getting in front of these buyers, [delicious: but surely we are already ‘infront’ of them simply because we have a website and its indexed in the search engines] so email me now to discuss how you could get more customers today. I’m not asking for you to call at this stage, as we get inundated with calls [delicious: yeah of course you do] and prefer phone or face to face appointments. Reply to this email now and we’ll schedule a quick chat.
I phoned you a short time ago on the topic of Effective search engine optimization with regards to your online site. [delicious: no you didnt] Is it possible we could arrange a SEO placement discussion through e-mail at all with one of our consultants? If you’re not dealing with the Web optimization for your online business internet site might you please forward to the someone who does at all? You could also send an email direct if there is inquiries you wish me to answer direct on the phone or can get in touch via our internet site also. [delicious: you are so generous ! but I think I will give this a miss]
Therefore allow our team the opportunity to review your business website and Search requirements and then offer you a quote based on our knowledge of your desires [delicious: we are not language experts but suspect that last sentence originated in India somewhere]. Please provide us with an overview of what you are looking for in terms of your ‘website goals’ We will do our absolute best to work for you to help bring your website on the TOP of search engines like Google, Yahoo, MSN.[delicious: to show you how long they have been sending out these emails and an indication of how cutting edge they are, MSN was replaced by Bing about 12 months ago now!]
